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This is Your Brain on Drugs

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Ladies and Gentlemen I would like to introduce you to Danielle Mitchell a young lady I met while living in Tallahassee. Danielle has a degree in English from Purdue University, no job, on drugs and is a stalker. Today I was out shopping and enjoying myself in Charlotte, NC. I had not spoke to this girl since her last crack binge on March 28, 2011. When all of a sudden she started blowing up my phone like I was her crack dealer leaving me voice mails and sending me texts messages. She called while I was driving I let the music play in her ear "she was actually either listening to the music or talking to herself cause she would not hang up". I even pretended to put her on hold while I muted the phone. She actually waited like she really thought I wanted to hear what she had to say. Well I have a few of her texts. I would love to share with you. Text one from (850) 570-9266 (10:42 AM) Danielle says : "You talk all tilt shit online but you can't pick up the phone. Yo

Effective Immediately, Bitches!

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To whom it may concern;  I, Mr. Chris "Bud" Pryor , Mr. Jason Skelton , Mr. Frederick Quarles Jr and Mr. Christopher Small . can no longer be subject to the harassment and games this company has played on myself and my family. There is no way we can come to a mutual agreement on my employment lasting past today. It was my understanding that when I was hired into this company I would be surrounded by mature and professional individuals, ones who would not invade in mine nor my families' personal lives.. I am requesting a monetary settlement in the amount of ___________ for emotional distress, invasion of privacy, harassment to myself and my family. There will be no negotiating of any terms as non of the terms upon which I was hired were adhered to. I demand this request be met immediately before I am force to take further action. An immediate response is required. P.S. Check this out I bet not (meaning you mutherfuckers bet not think about) get a text